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PLAY SYNOPSIS

Chaos, comedy, and Christmas collide in this wildly entertaining holiday favorite by Barbara Robinson. In The Best Christmas Pageant Ever, the annual church pageant is thrown into delightful disarray when the Herdman kids—the worst children in the history of the world—decide they want to be in the show. Known for lying, stealing, and terrorizing the neighborhood, the Herdmans have never even heard the Christmas story. But when they’re unexpectedly cast as Mary, Joseph, the Wise Men, and the Angel of the Lord, they bring their own bold, unfiltered perspective to the nativity. Under the increasingly frazzled direction of a well-meaning mother trying to keep things on track, rehearsals unravel into hilarious chaos—complete with cigar-smoking shepherds, improvised dialogue, and a complete disregard for tradition. Yet beneath the comedy lies something surprisingly heartfelt. As the Herdmans encounter the story of a baby born in a stable, their candid questions and raw reactions begin to strip away the polish of the familiar tale. What emerges is a fresh, deeply human look at the heart of Christmas—one that challenges an entire community to rediscover its meaning. Filled with laugh-out-loud moments and unexpected tenderness, The Best Christmas Pageant Ever is a joyful reminder that the message of Christmas can reach even the most unlikely hearts—and that sometimes, the pageant no one expects becomes the one no one can forget.

CHARACTERS

BETH BRADLEY – the narrator, strong voice and presence, 10-11 

CHARLIE BRADLEY – traditional kid brother, 8-9 

RALPH HERDMAN – ragged, scroungy, slouching manner, touch of  

adolescent cool, 12-13 

IMOGENE HERDMAN – loud, bossy, crafty, 11-12 

LEROY HERDMAN – tough, sure of himself, 10-11 

CLAUDE HERDMAN – tough, combative, 9-10 

OLLIE HERDMAN – looking for trouble, Claude’s usual partner in  

crime, 8-9 

GLADYS HERDMAN – small, wiry, fiesty, 7-8 

ALICE WENDLEKEN – prim, proper, pain in the neck, 10-11 

MRS. ARMSTRONG – largish woman, managerial in voice and manner,  

50ish 

MRS. SLOCUM – pleasant, motherly woman, 35-60 

MRS. CLARK – 35-60 

MRS. CLAUSING – 35-60 

MRS. MCCARTHY – a younger, less imperious version of  

Mrs. Armstrong, middle 40s 

MAXINE – 10-11 

ELMER HOPKINS – 12-13 

HOBIE – 9-10 

DAVID – 8-9 

BEVERLY – 7-8 

FIREMAN – 25-30 

SHIRLEY – 5-6 

JUANITA – 5-6 

DORIS – 9-10 

REVEREND HOPKINS – middle-to-late 40s 

EXTRA ANGEL CHOIR MEMBERS, BABY ANGELS, SHEPHERDS 

THEMES

Compassion and Understanding

At the heart of the play is the idea that people should not be judged solely by their reputation or outward behavior. As the community gets to know the Herdman children, they begin to see their vulnerability, curiosity, and humanity beneath their rough exterior.

The True Meaning of Christmas

The play reexamines the Nativity story through the eyes of children hearing it for the first time. The Herdmans’ honest and emotional reactions bring renewed meaning to a familiar Christmas tradition.

Family and Community

The story highlights church life, family relationships, and how communities respond to people who are considered outsiders. It explores both kindness and gossip within a small-town setting.

Childhood Perspective and Humor

Much of the comedy comes from children misunderstanding traditions, asking blunt questions, and approaching the Christmas story with imagination and curiosity. The humor is playful, fast-paced, and family-oriented throughout the play.

CONTENT FOR PARENTAL CONSIDERATION

MATURE SUBJECT MATTER

Mild references to pregnancy in relation to the Nativity story

Occasional references to “sex,” “underwear,” and “dirty language” in comedic dialogue

Discussions of juvenile delinquent behavior including stealing, bullying, and vandalism

DRINKING

References to communion wine/grape juice in church

No depictions of alcohol abuse or intoxication

SMOKING

Repeated references to cigar smoking by children

A character is described smoking cigars in the church restroom

LANGUAGE

Mild rude language and childish insults

References to cursing and “taking the Lord’s name in vain”

No strong profanity

VIOLENCE AND BEHAVIOR

Comedic physical scuffling, pushing, and roughhousing among children

References to bullying, threats, stealing lunches, and setting fire to a tool shed

No graphic violence

SPECIAL EFFECTS/ SENSORY ADVISORY

Simulated fire alarm and smoke references during a rehearsal scene

Loud comedic moments, shouting, and chaotic group scenes involving children

Mild slapstick comedy and roughhousing

RUNNING TIME

2 hours

SHOW DATES

November 25 - December 23, 2026

WHAT IS THE RECOMMENDED AGE for The Best Christmas Pageant Ever?

Appropriate for most audiences and families ages 5 and up, though parents of younger children may wish to be aware of the play’s references to smoking, mild rude language, bullying, and discussions surrounding pregnancy within the Biblical Christmas story. 

HOW MUCH ARE TICKETS TO Best Christmas Pageant Ever?

Tickets prices vary between $25 and $80 depending on where you sit in the theater.

Executive Artistic Director’s Note

Theatre is an art form that from its inception has had the proven power to move and to stir the human spirit. This can have a wide variety of manifestations. We are often stirred up, and that kind of event can have us needing to talk to someone about it. We recommend that you find a licensed mental healthcare professional to help you work through difficult feelings that may have been stirred up by a play. You should always work with someone that you have a great connection with. If you need help starting that process, we recommend our partners at Ellie Mental Health as a starting place.

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